The Barstool-approved seltzer everyone's talking about—but which flavors are actually worth your cooler space?
If you've spent any time at a pool party, tailgate, or backyard BBQ this summer, you've probably noticed one brand dominating coolers everywhere: High Noon. The vodka-based hard seltzer has become the unofficial drink of summer 2026, and for good reason. Unlike malt-based competitors, High Noon uses real vodka and real fruit juice, creating a cleaner, more flavorful drinking experience.
But with over a dozen flavors now available—from the original vodka seltzers to the new Sun Sips vodka iced teas and even a tequila seltzer line—choosing which ones to stock can feel overwhelming. That's where this definitive ranking comes in.
At StackCart in Granby, Massachusetts, we've sampled every High Noon flavor so you don't have to waste your money on duds. Here's our comprehensive ranking of every High Noon flavor available in 2026.
What Makes High Noon Different?
Real Vodka Base: Unlike White Claw and Truly, which use fermented malt (basically beer), High Noon is made with real vodka. This gives it a cleaner taste with zero beer-like aftertaste.
Real Fruit Juice: No artificial flavors here. High Noon uses actual fruit juice, which is why the flavors taste more authentic and less like candy.
100 Calories: Despite the real ingredients, each can clocks in at just 100 calories with no added sugar.
Barstool Connection: Dave Portnoy and Barstool Sports have heavily promoted High Noon, making it the go-to choice for the sports-loving, party-going crowd.
The Definitive High Noon Flavor Rankings
S-Tier: The Must-Haves
1. Watermelon — The GOAT 🏆
There's a reason Watermelon outsells every other flavor combined. It's the perfect hard seltzer: refreshing, sweet but not too sweet, and impossibly smooth. The watermelon flavor tastes like actual watermelon—you know, the kind you eat on the 4th of July—not like watermelon candy.
2. Peach
The sleeper hit of the High Noon lineup. Peach delivers a subtle sweetness that builds with each sip. It's not as in-your-face as some flavors, which makes it incredibly drinkable.
3. Pineapple
Transport yourself to the tropics with this one. The pineapple flavor is tangy and bright without being too acidic. It's like a piña colada's lighter, more refreshing cousin.
A-Tier: Excellent Choices
4. Black Cherry
The most "classic seltzer" flavor on the list. If you're transitioning from White Claw, Black Cherry will feel familiar but elevated.
5. Mango
Mango is always a crowd-pleaser, and High Noon nails it. The flavor is bright and summery without being overpowering.
6. Grapefruit
Grapefruit has a subtle bitterness that balances the sweetness perfectly. It's not for everyone, but if you like grapefruit, you'll love this.
B-Tier: Solid Options
7. Lime
The most understated flavor in the lineup. Lime is crisp and clean—basically what you'd get if you added a squeeze of lime to plain seltzer and vodka.
8. Passionfruit
Passionfruit is one of the newer additions—tropical and slightly tangy. It's not as universally loved as Watermelon, but it has its fans.
The Sun Sips Line (Vodka Iced Tea)
9. Sun Sips Peach Tea
The standout of the tea line. It tastes like legitimate peach iced tea with a vodka kick. If you're a Twisted Tea person looking to upgrade, this is your move.
10. Sun Sips Lemon Tea
Classic lemon iced tea vibes. It's refreshing but not as exciting as the Peach Tea.
The Tequila Seltzer Line
12. Tequila Seltzer Grapefruit
If you like Palomas, you need this in your life. The tequila base adds an earthy depth that vodka can't match.
13. Tequila Seltzer Lime
A margarita in a can, basically. Great for when you want that tequila vibe without the sugar bomb of a real margarita.
Which Pool Pack Should You Buy?
Original Pool Pack (Watermelon, Peach, Pineapple, Black Cherry): ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The perfect starter pack. Every flavor is a winner.
Tropical Pool Pack: ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Great if you like tropical flavors, but less universally loved.
Tequila Variety: ⭐⭐⭐ Fun for tequila lovers, but not as smooth as the vodka line.
High Noon vs. The Competition
The vodka base is the real differentiator. Once you try High Noon, it's hard to go back to malt-based seltzers. High Noon uses real vodka while White Claw and Truly use malt. High Noon has real fruit juice while competitors use flavoring.
Where to Find High Noon in Western Massachusetts
Looking for High Noon in the Granby area? StackCart at 77 West State St carries a full selection of High Noon flavors, including the harder-to-find Sun Sips and Tequila lines. We keep our coolers stocked all summer long.
FAQ
Is High Noon better than White Claw?
Most people who try both prefer High Noon because of its cleaner taste (vodka vs. malt base) and more authentic fruit flavors.
What's the best High Noon flavor?
Watermelon is the #1 seller and most universally loved flavor. If you're trying High Noon for the first time, start with Watermelon.
Does High Noon have real vodka?
Yes! Unlike White Claw and Truly (which use fermented malt), High Noon is made with real vodka distilled from Midwest corn.
How many calories are in High Noon?
100 calories per can with no added sugar, making it a lighter option for health-conscious drinkers.
Is High Noon gluten-free?
Yes, High Noon is gluten-free since it's made with vodka and real fruit juice.
The Bottom Line
High Noon has earned its spot as the king of hard seltzers in 2026. The vodka base makes all the difference, and flavors like Watermelon and Peach are genuinely delicious.
Stop by StackCart in Granby to pick up your High Noon favorites. We're the local snack and beverage destination with all the flavors you need to survive summer 2026.
Summer's waiting. Grab a High Noon.
StackCart is located at 77 West State St, Granby, MA. We carry a full selection of High Noon, craft beverages, and summer snacks. Small town, big savings.